💀 Dead Tired but Caffeinated Tee – Funny Witchy Coffee Lover T-Shirt | Astral Embers Studio 🍂

☕💀 Dead Tired but Caffeinated Tee 🍂🧡

Skeleton chic, but make it cozy. This unisex tee is your official uniform for running purely on caffeine and spite. Featuring a bony friend wrapped in an oversized sweater (relatable), it’s perfect for coffee shop haunts, autumn strolls, or pretending you’re alive at 8 a.m. Warning: may cause strangers to nod at you in silent caffeinated solidarity.

✨ Product Features

• Sizes S–4XL, because exhaustion is universal.

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton = soft enough to nap in.

• Garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in vibe.

• Double-needle stitching so it holds up while you fall apart.

• Tubular knit = no itchy side seams, just smooth comfort.

🧺 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (save the heat for your latte).

• Do not bleach (this skeleton is pale enough).

• Tumble dry low like your energy levels.

• Iron/steam on low, but wrinkles = “spooky texture.”

• Do not dry clean (you’re not that fancy).